I need this.

Im looking for a book called “how to fight with your parents, keep a job, and get a guy in the easiest way possible”?

best post i have ever seen.

Literally the best

Pretty girls doing ugly faces is the best thing ever

grandkanye:

if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face

squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

projectfreerun:

How I see my friends doing parkour -__-

electric-gummy-bears:

me on my way to steal yo man

whops whops whops